Symphony of Dumbness

2009-07-06T01:45:00.000+08:00

i'ved moved.

blogger sucks. i don’t see why it’s so hard to upload pictures in blogger.

so, since blogger fucked up my way of blogging pictures, and pictures are almost exclusively what i post (and utube),i have moved to http://furyenrage.tumblr.com/
and see what i did there?

FURY&RAGE.

FURYENRAGE?

.......

I know you did.

2009-07-02T21:32:00.001+08:00

if she didn't give me that one last look, i wouldn't... wait. i still would be thinking about her.

think she was waiting for me to wave goodbye.

..... i have a crush, amirite?

2009-07-02T19:42:00.004+08:00

riiight. so today sucked because i got my first f. for my newswriting. after reading it, i realised my article really sucked. but still, im never gonna be a journalist because i don't care about stuff like space tourists and ayg. amirite?

although i dont care that much about my grades (and much of anything else), id still like to pass at least. time to work hard (relatively) for fa2. wait, whats fa2? terrence voon?

just dont make me retake newswriting. the fail will be overwhelming.

and blogger is failing. why cant i upload pics? tumblr is beckoning. i read you jeremy. but i can't be bothered since no one probably comes here anw. amirite?

2009-07-02T18:19:00.001+08:00

who approves this shit, 6 year olds?

2009-07-02T18:15:00.001+08:00

why fish when you can wrestle, amirite?

2009-07-02T01:07:00.000+08:00

fail, amirite?

2009-07-01T23:59:00.000+08:00

he bite me on my vagina! he bite my labrador penis!

2009-07-01T19:01:00.002+08:00

it's hilarious how he looks at the basketball board like it betrayed him, and walks away.

2009-06-28T23:35:00.001+08:00

i need one of these.

2009-06-27T03:36:00.000+08:00

2009-06-19T21:07:00.001+08:00

Poster claims they are not on drugs, but I highly doubt it. This is so gay, it's filled up my gay tolerance quota for the next 10 years.

2009-06-18T18:32:00.003+08:00

sometimes its like....

orly?

takes a lot to make me speechless.

im a dino suck my diiiick

2009-06-17T19:19:00.001+08:00

2009-06-14T04:46:00.000+08:00

i just realised every instrumental track sounds more awesome with a choir in it.

2009-06-13T02:11:00.001+08:00

2009-06-12T17:49:00.000+08:00

fucking bananas. can't ever trust them.

2009-06-11T17:30:00.000+08:00

greatest douchebag you'll see all year.

2009-06-11T09:11:00.000+08:00

2009-06-11T00:52:00.003+08:00

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it

Strangely true and meaningful. Strangely explains the bullshit line that is "can we just be friends?"

"this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want" sums it all up.

i need an fucking itouch because my fucking ipod has 2 fucking hours of fucking battery life and fucking denies me from fucking switching songs and the fucking shuffle mode is fucked because it fucking gives me fucking avril fucking lavigne every single fucking day when i only fucking have what 4 of her fucking songs..... fuck wait. what the fuck i have fucking 13. no fucking wonder. delete delete delete

2009-06-11T00:19:00.002+08:00

this is why i think thais are the most roflcoptor advertisers.

this is just.... what?

2009-06-10T19:58:00.000+08:00

The Worst Job Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

WE BELIEVE IN YOU!

2009-06-09T17:10:00.006+08:00

Still don't think megan fox is that hot. look, she has pointy knees. wheres the hotness?

WEEEEEE BEEEELIEEEVE INN YOUUU! HOOORAY FOR YOU!

2009-06-09T16:32:00.000+08:00

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2009-06-08T11:18:00.000+08:00

bitch slap

2009-06-07T17:01:00.000+08:00

2009-06-06T16:50:00.000+08:00

It's Whack-A-Kitty! - Watch more Funny Videos

2009-06-06T15:59:00.002+08:00

another random images day ripped from digg. well done, creativity.

2009-06-04T22:48:00.000+08:00

2009-06-03T22:47:00.000+08:00

fire everything.

2009-06-03T21:54:00.000+08:00

2009-06-02T16:48:00.000+08:00

2009-06-02T04:26:00.000+08:00

Grizz - Man, can you believe we're working on valentine's night? My fiance's gonna be upset.
Dot Com - Not to worry. I sent her flowers and a beautiful card.
Grizz - You the best.

2009-06-01T12:20:00.000+08:00

now gtfo.

2009-05-27T21:26:00.002+08:00

Not as epic as bidoof, but still, balls for their faces? japs are sure laying this on thick.

anyone else have urges to clothesline fools riding bikes?

2009-05-27T21:23:00.001+08:00

oh shit. id pay to watch this.

wait. eating all our sand?

2009-05-27T01:15:00.002+08:00

2009-05-25T21:40:00.001+08:00

Cant stop lulzing at this.

-Why, are you president of his fan club?
-No. That would be YOUR MOTHER.

2009-05-25T02:17:00.003+08:00

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2009-05-24T00:01:00.001+08:00

Fail cactus

2009-05-22T23:55:00.001+08:00

How the fuck can you torture a cactus so much that it goes yellow? Aren't cacti supposed to survive in low water conditions? Or maybe Aaron just pees on it everyday before going to school.

2009-05-22T00:49:00.001+08:00

Tobacco smells sweet. Is it a good idea to make tea using it?

2009-05-21T22:05:00.000+08:00

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp

Just read the reviews. I feel like buying one too.

2009-05-21T20:41:00.000+08:00

http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-05-18/Porcupine_takes_revenge_on_tourists_breaking_sex_law.html

First, epic russians are epic. srsly, how do you fuck a hedgehog? No, wait, don't tell me. I never want to find out.

PS: prison break finale is -.-.

2009-05-21T00:27:00.000+08:00

2009-05-20T19:00:00.001+08:00

Japanese Bikini Bowling | Viral | SPIKE.com

How to counter an ambush

2009-05-19T12:32:00.000+08:00

Ambushes are everywhere. They can be set up by your friends, family, or enemies. They can destroy you in an instant if you are not alert.

However, the most cautious man will always fall into a trap by a smarter man, this is inevitable and a fact of life. When fallen neck deep in the trap, yell out loudly to alert others not to be fooled.

The trap might have damaged you irreparably, but revenge is a must. Prepare to return fire.

When ready with ammunition (etc, harpoons, torpedos or gay porn), fire at will.
I wish you luck. Godspeed, gentlemen.

Print this out and paste it on your bedroom wall. Nevar forget the pain.

Use this as your wallpaper. Nevar forget the scars.

Live long, and prosper.

2009-05-18T21:24:00.007+08:00

Epic. My two favourite blacks from 30 rock.

Rednecks need to learn that carpool is not literal.

"Your ass is mine."
The best character on prison break.

Epic russian is epic

SEA UNICORNS!

just put on lucinda baby and dance with me.

2009-05-17T15:27:00.005+08:00

So we won the title again. At the start of the the season, I was afraid they wouldnt be able to retain it this year. After two titles and a string of losses and draws in the first few matches I thought failure was imminent. But then we bought berbatov. And berbatov looked fail at first, even though i liked him at tottenham. He still looks fail to me, but its improving. then the pwnage and van der sar's epic record breaking clean sheets followed. Then the rafa mindfuck followed. ferguson reflected the mindfuck and now we have the title. well done.

i see a dhock moment there at van der sar's hand.

i love tevez. please dont go.

ronaldo's neck looks fucking weird.

ronaldo shoots. that stupid hat is back. god i hate that fuckin' hat.

i see fail marching

in other news, somehow barcelona managed to clinch the title. How they did it, i have no idea since the last time i saw the table, barca was 6 points behind with only 2-3 matches to go. Madrid is currently experiencing FURY&RAGE. The champions of Spain vs the Champions of England. Epic match will be epic.

meanwhile, the feel-good campaign has started.

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N162300081201-1544.htm

which is not wrong, since every club would do that shit.
then comes the really retarded shit.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11669_5323005,00.html

Injuries are a fact of life, mr benitez. otherwise, why the fuck do people have 20+ players in a club? to sell jerseys? blame yourself for your fail team, which is based around torres and gerrard. its not like manchester hasnt had injuries, remember that fail time when tevez was a one man striker because of berbatov and rooney injured? and here comes moar fail

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/8052735.stm

lol we bought berbatov and you bought keane. and you went for a refund. 20 million can get you epic players if u buy right. moar epic fail continues

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5327136,00.html

if winning the league does not mean you are the best, then why the fuck do you compete?

"Sometimes they can be the best at the beginning, in the middle or maybe with consistency, but it just means they have more points." Mr Benitez claims. Winning the league is about consistency, genius. that's what makes you the best, the ability, form and depth of the team to keep winning matches all through 9 months.

2009-05-14T20:50:00.001+08:00

This made me slightly sad. But then, I saw the poor guy's face at the end and i loled. still, i have a nagging feeling ill die in NS. god bless me.

2009-05-14T19:22:00.001+08:00

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Blockbuster movie of the year.

2009-05-14T19:05:00.001+08:00

EPIC DAWG

2009-05-13T23:48:00.000+08:00

http://robertlethaby.info/images.html.

I promise you you will be scarred.

2009-05-13T21:11:00.001+08:00

I see elephant dick.

HOLY SHIT I TOT YOU WERE JUS BEING FRIENDLY

2009-05-13T20:33:00.000+08:00

♥ BEST FRIENDS......UP TO A POINT ♥
by funnytoo

2009-05-12T22:00:00.002+08:00

Tell me what do you see
when you looking at me

Listen
Really what do you see
when you looking at me?

How the hell could you stop me?
Why in the world would you try?
I go hard forever, that's just how I'm designed, that's just how I was built.
See the look in my eyes?

It's easy to hate,
It's harder to love me.
Ya'll don't understand,
Ya'll quickly to judge me.
Put your foot in my Nikes,
Picture you livin' my life,
Picture you stuck in a cell,
Picture you wasting your life,
Picture you facing a charge,
Picture you beating the odds,
Picture you willing to bleed,
Picture you wearing the scar
Screw you for making me struggle,
Screw you for making me grind
I perfected my hustle,
I don't care if the world ain't mine
I don't give a fuck if I die
You've been seein' me lately,
I'm a miracle baby.

All the above.

2009-05-12T21:56:00.000+08:00

Epic bike is epic.

2009-05-11T19:56:00.002+08:00

Ever seen someone who is so much like you in the movies, on tv or in games that he/she could have been created from your image?

It's mindblasting.

Guess this is what dumb blonds feel every time a chick flick is released.

My three weeks overdue IS assignment.

2009-05-10T18:09:00.002+08:00

There are of course a lot of potential dangers of someone young exploring the online world. The online cyber world is a lot like the wild west 200 years ago. There are good people, but there are some really twisted people as well, running among the lawless internet plains. Letting a young person surf the net is like letting a child run around alone in Michael Jackson’s mansion - Something will go wrong. Young kids are gullible, which means that they are easily tricked by people up to no good online. One danger is that old pedophiles hiding behind the computer screen will befriend young girls (or boys) online and attempt to get them to meet up in real life and then rape or molest them. Thankfully, we have Chris Hansen. Still, Chris Hansen is not Jesus Christ, and cannot single-handedly prevent the rape of all children worldwide.

Also, there is the danger of pornography and other dangerous materials. Young people with impressionable minds encountering pornography or materials like terrorist doctrines will have wrong ideas about sex and which people need to be bombed. Their young minds will be irreparably damaged beyond all repair. They will either end up like Mas Selemat or Michael Jackson.

I would advise myself not to surf pornography sites, or terrorist sites, or japanese sites, in order to preserve my impressionable young mind. After all, innocence is rarer than gold. Also, not to give details about myself to anyone online, in case an old pedophile starts stalking me, and sodomises me before strangling me and dumping my body somewhere, or in the opposite order. Scammers are dangerous as well, so I should advise myself not to buy dresses online. Finally, install a popup blocker and try to resist turning off Google Safesearch when searching for terms that could be related to sex (like “Meatspin”). This wonderful advice will keep me safe and protect me from the dangers of the internet for generations to come.

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Somehow I think my IS teacher will turn off safesearch and search for meatspin after reading this.

I hope he falls into it.

2009-05-06T17:42:00.001+08:00

dickrections are common at the beach. too bad you're famous.

so i herd u liek bidoof

2009-05-05T22:46:00.005+08:00

Bidoof

Cute Bidoof

Dumb Bidoof
Amnesia Bidoof

Bidoof Racer

Retarded Bidoof

Tough Bidoof
Mudoof. Or Bidkip.

Bidoof Family

.....

And I'm officially scarred. Memory Rape. Never expected this to happen to me. Srsly..

WTF

so i heard u liek bidoof

2009-05-05T17:54:00.001+08:00

2009-05-04T21:28:00.000+08:00

2009-05-04T16:53:00.000+08:00

2009-05-03T21:42:00.002+08:00

i feel a little sad everytime i deal with people of my own age or younger. it's kind of depressing taking all their money and leaving them with an empty wallet.

oh wait, that must be how older people feel when i deal with them. damn.

2009-05-03T18:28:00.002+08:00

Barcelona raped Madrid 6-2. Back to winning form, then. this is why they will beat chelsea. and win the champions league.

not that i dont believe in my own club, but the gayness that barcelona are playing, it will take some immense shit to take them down.

in other news, portsmouth is the unluckiest team in epl this weekend and arsene wenger must be praying to some cult deity or something. first, manchester united fails to utterly raep them up down left right inside out upside down by fail referees & the bar, portsmouth got a red card, a goal by which the ball wriggled away from davidjames, a goalline save, & a fail penalty decision, which even arshavin says fuck no. first guy ive ever seen to reject a free penalty. respect+1. probably got buttfucked by wenger afterwards.

btw, arshavin captaining? srsly? even though an old man in arsenal's squad, some foreigner who just came couple months ago gets to captain arsenal?

meanwhile, chelsea lies low and keeps grinding out wins to surprise the fuck out of u at the end of the season.

fucking wenger needs to stop sacrificing virgins so we can pwn their heads for gold on tuesday night.

2009-05-03T14:39:00.000+08:00

2009-05-01T19:07:00.000+08:00

we should bring this to a party and drink shots through this.

2009-04-28T18:22:00.000+08:00

even steven hawking fights better.

Epic Batman

2009-04-28T17:54:00.000+08:00

2009-04-28T17:49:00.001+08:00

Epic pants wearing technique, epic tie wearing technique, epic jacket wearing technique, the epitome of laziness.

2009-04-27T19:57:00.000+08:00

can't rmb if i showed this to you all, but it's still a lulz

YATTA

2009-04-25T22:05:00.001+08:00

http://www.cracked.com/topic/108-japan/

RAGE

2009-04-23T23:23:00.002+08:00

Murphy is probably the smartest man who ever lived.

Fangirl - There's one in every class.

2009-04-22T21:55:00.000+08:00

2009-04-20T23:19:00.002+08:00

well, one thing you should always do is trust those in authority to fix something that isn't broken and break it in the process. the "upgrade" to mel is epic fail. the new mel is slow and inconvenient, love these bored lab techs.

nice going, geniuses.

NOOOOOOOO!

2009-04-18T20:47:00.001+08:00

2009-04-16T12:04:00.002+08:00

ronaldo thinks he's in some computer game or pes or something. that is one seriously far shot. godlike.

2009-04-16T00:17:00.003+08:00

howard tv is funny. also, occasionally it has porn stars coming in and stripping, as they always do.

funny, insulting and nude women, whats there not to like?

i blame watchmen for starting me on the path of no return in the world of comics.

2009-04-15T21:16:00.003+08:00

yesterday, i read wayne rooney's biography. my bro borrowed it from his school library because he thought id like it. hm O_o. at first i didn't really wanna read it, until i woke up one morning with my left knee fucked up, and the pain was too gay to go back to sleep on.

so i read rooney's My Story So Far. and i can see why it was in a school library. it's written like a fourteen year old wrote it. simple sentences, huge text, some propaganda, but its a nice look into the lives of footballers. & that most footballers are where they are now by luck. getting scouted, getting picked ahead of other more competent players, and many other factors.

tonight is gonna be sexciting. either united break a record, or they get kicked out of the champions league. hope my internet doesnt fuck up again. streaming sucks ass. say, why doesn't my dad watch football too so i can watch it on tv?

2009-04-07T21:58:00.006+08:00

I must admit this is the most disturbing episode of chuck so far. from casey getting all horny (note s:m popping up below. porno content always attracts her. it's like a unconscious pull.)

to chuck joining in and checking out her ass,

to disturbing strip dancers

and casey & tricia helfer having some kind of gun porn thing going on

to casey's cumface

to chuck getting stoned with the terrorist.

and awesomes last name is woodcomb. go figure.

2009-04-07T21:39:00.005+08:00

c'mon casey, normally you can eye people's boobs from the back, since no one's watching you. beckman's gonna see you if u eye them anylonger.

sidenote: tricia helfer is fugly here. she actually looked mildly hot in battlestar but I guess when standing side by side with sarah walker, anyone looks fugly. still, she looks like some 40 year old mom with too much plastic surgery.

hurm. porto vs manutd today. remember. remember. last time i forgot, macheda scored a goal that ronaldo would be proud of.

2009-04-07T02:42:00.000+08:00

The dribbling is nothing we haven't seen before, but the final touch was sheer confidence.

The book every man needs

2009-04-06T17:33:00.001+08:00

Damn man. I thought only the japanese were these crazy. Since when did koreans join in?

2009-04-04T20:11:00.000+08:00

wow. 50 year old ass.

monkey fap, monkey fap

2009-04-03T23:28:00.000+08:00

2009-04-03T22:37:00.002+08:00

Jesus man. Dumb motherfuckers set my enrolment at 8am, and of course I never wake up at 8. Now I have to choose from the dregs of classes that no one wants. Now I have to choose between the net generation, safety at work and some accounting bullshit. it's like choosing to be eaten by a puma, a tiger or a lion. shit choices all around.

Still, almost every single class on the list is bullshit anyway.

The net generation sounds like a comm issues clone, except way more boring, while safety at work seriously looks coma inducing.

jesus man.

im net generationing for first term and animationing second. jesus fucking christ. id rather watch paint peel.

Let's do sex.

2009-04-02T23:34:00.001+08:00

2009-04-02T00:35:00.000+08:00

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2009/03/30/the-psychology-of-the-non-threatening-female-lead/#more-4436

Hurm, this guy might actually have a point.

2009-04-01T22:32:00.000+08:00

I've always wondered how does a virgin birth occur. Isn't the hymen still intact? X2 the pain?

2009-04-01T18:47:00.001+08:00

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Without me, it's just aweso

2009-03-31T21:47:00.000+08:00

http://www.messquoted.com/?top150

My favourite is:

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

He didn't know if it was a gun in her pocket or she was just pleased to see him, but neither option looked good.

I'm putting the "Sensual" back in "Non-Consensual"

He who laughs last probably does not get the joke

For Xmas I want Santa's list of naughty girls.

That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn!

You're as innocent as a nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field

This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home...

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

2009-03-30T20:51:00.005+08:00

Recently mediacock has been broadcasting advertisements for their new show, pingpong heroes (or something). No matter how hard they try to make pingpong look epic, it will not end well. pingpong is a failsport. cant get about around it. why didn't they pick normal sports like football or basketball?

Still, not that I would ever watch a show with football as a main feature from mediacorpse. Isnt it proven that one cannot make a good show with sports as a main storyline? Next, they'll probably spam us with a show about weightlifting, or speedeating, or circumcision or something.

it's pretty obvious what they're trying to do with the sports blitz. predictable.

We all know youth olympic games is coming. and most of us don't give a flying fuck. Why? there's nothing to see. Kids suck. The adults are mostly foreign talent. The way I figure, if we're hiring foreign talent, who still suck in world standards, why don't we hire some hotter chicks?

Hell, you can hire some hot chicks who cant play for shit, and I'll watch it anyway.

Hire her please. She can play pingpong.

Or her. She can't play pingpong.

Furries

2009-03-27T17:31:00.002+08:00

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2009-03-23T19:13:00.002+08:00

Hurm. To my surprise, I still got my pay for that day I worked. Didn't expect to get anything after I walked off the job halfway. Still, 10 bucks an hour isn't something to sneeze at. Colour me pleased.

2009-03-22T18:53:00.002+08:00

I was just thinking of your mother. Now DIE!

2009-03-22T13:04:00.000+08:00