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OH SHIT NOT YOU AGAIN


Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 9:47 PM
Without me, it's just aweso

http://www.messquoted.com/?top150

My favourite is:

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

He didn't know if it was a gun in her pocket or she was just pleased to see him, but neither option looked good.

I'm putting the "Sensual" back in "Non-Consensual"

He who laughs last probably does not get the joke

For Xmas I want Santa's list of naughty girls.

That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn!

You're as innocent as a nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field

This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home...

My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?