1. Yvonne Strahovski is hot.

2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone earned $974.7 million. Fuck. I contributed to that 974.7 million. Why the fuck did I do that?

3. Mediacock shows are just one long list of cliches. The dumb fucker inevitably loses his fucking marble snowshit in the snow and goes back to search for it, despite the bad weather and his cliche lady friend begging him not to. Apparently the marble snowshit represents their love and shit. Of course, he finds it.

4. In TV, when one guy has a sword and the other has nothing, and the guy with no weapons rejects the sword given to him by a well meaning friend, the fucker is gonna win. Every single time. In the real world, you in pieces, man.

5. Almost every newcomer to in Chuck's life is a spy. WTF.

5. Borat is King Julien in Madagascar. My mind is blown.

6. Manchester United have regained their spark. They're playing alot better now. Too bad about the goal that ended the invincible streak. In other news, both Arsenal and Liverpool still suck.

7. Mi Scusi!

8. Yvonne Strahovski is hot. Sarah Walker is hot. Sarah Lancaster is hot. Ellie Bartowski is hot. At risk of sounding gay, even Bryce Larkin is hot. This show is full of win. Oh, and awesome too. don't forget Captain Awesome.

9. Captain Awesome graduated with a degree in Speech Communication. O_o Also, he's also awesome in real life.

"He spends a great deal of his non-working time taking acting classes and says that his other passions include almost any outdoor physical activity, including scuba diving, tennis, snowboarding, and racquetball. Ryan is also serious about physical fitness and is a board certified personal trainer." From Wiki.

10. Cliches fucking suck man. I always wanted to film a show that kills the main character halfway and shit, just to mindfuck people.

1. Yvonne Strahovski is hot.

2. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone earned $974.7 million. Fuck. I contributed to that 974.7 million. Why the fuck did I do that?

3. Mediacock shows are just one long list of cliches. The dumb fucker inevitably loses his fucking marble snowshit in the snow and goes back to search for it, despite the bad weather and his cliche lady friend begging him not to. Apparently the marble snowshit represents their love and shit. Of course, he finds it.

4. In TV, when one guy has a sword and the other has nothing, and the guy with no weapons rejects the sword given to him by a well meaning friend, the fucker is gonna win. Every single time. In the real world, you in pieces, man.

5. Almost every newcomer to in Chuck's life is a spy. WTF.

5. Borat is King Julien in Madagascar. My mind is blown.

6. Manchester United have regained their spark. They're playing alot better now. Too bad about the goal that ended the invincible streak. In other news, both Arsenal and Liverpool still suck.

7. Mi Scusi!

8. Yvonne Strahovski is hot. Sarah Walker is hot. Sarah Lancaster is hot. Ellie Bartowski is hot. At risk of sounding gay, even Bryce Larkin is hot. This show is full of win. Oh, and awesome too. don't forget Captain Awesome.

9. Captain Awesome graduated with a degree in Speech Communication. O_o Also, he's also awesome in real life.

"He spends a great deal of his non-working time taking acting classes and says that his other passions include almost any outdoor physical activity, including scuba diving, tennis, snowboarding, and racquetball. Ryan is also serious about physical fitness and is a board certified personal trainer." From Wiki.

10. Cliches fucking suck man. I always wanted to film a show that kills the main character halfway and shit, just to mindfuck people.