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Saturday, February 21, 2009 at 3:04 AM
Pineapples

I just watched Pineapple express. Everything's more awesome without Singapore's Axe of Censorship.

Ken: War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!

Saul: What’s down there, a fucking Rancor?

Saul: How about in the park, when I said you were my friend... you didn't say anything back.

Dale Denton: You were cold and I *clothed* you.

Saul: Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock.

Saul: So boring, man! The car just committed suicide.

Saul: BFFF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!

Saul: Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It's like... God's vagina!

Saul is fucking awesome. He's stoned all the time. Watch this movie.