Butthurt /'bʌt.hɜrt/
Butthurt is that
special feeling in your ass after it's been kicked and/or fucked.
Ways to avoid Butthurt
- Don't fall asleep in the same room as "your friends".
- Don't fall asleep in gay bars.
- Don't go to gay bars in the first place.
- Keep your anus sewed up at all times, unless taking a dump.
- Make sure your Raisin Bran is still good.
- Don't let someone put you in a head-lock, sleeper-hold.
- Don't go to jail, especially if its for giving someone else butthurt.
- If you do go to jail, don't drop the soap.
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If you're under 15, don't NEVER accept an invitation to a sleepover at Neverland Ranch. -
If you are an attractive girl, NEVER go anywhere near a boy with Autism. - Seek training and guidance from Kirk Johnson, who's put in the work necessary to make sure he never feels butthurt (or anything else back there) ever again.
- Wear a buttplug at all times.
- Don't stick a highlighter up your pooper.
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