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Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 8:17 PM
An absolute asston of butthurt.

Butthurt /'bʌt.hɜrt/



Butthurt is that special feeling in your ass after it's been kicked and/or fucked.

Ways to avoid Butthurt
  1. Don't fall asleep in the same room as "your friends".
  2. Don't fall asleep in gay bars.
  3. Don't go to gay bars in the first place.
  4. Keep your anus sewed up at all times, unless taking a dump.
  5. Make sure your Raisin Bran is still good.
  6. Don't let someone put you in a head-lock, sleeper-hold.
  7. Don't go to jail, especially if its for giving someone else butthurt.
  8. If you do go to jail, don't drop the soap.
  9. If you're under 15, don't NEVER accept an invitation to a sleepover at Neverland Ranch.
  10. If you are an attractive girl, NEVER go anywhere near a boy with Autism.
  11. Seek training and guidance from Kirk Johnson, who's put in the work necessary to make sure he never feels butthurt (or anything else back there) ever again.
  12. Wear a buttplug at all times.
  13. Don't stick a highlighter up your pooper.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt


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